Nestandarts ([info]heishy) wrote 27. Augusts 2009, 22:33
Klerki

Romantiska komēdija, nu jau likās, kas par bullshitu gaidāms, ja reiz romantika iepīta, bet nē .. stulbums nosmacēja visu romantikas garšu.

Dante Hicks: You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit?
Randal Graves: No, 'cause the next step is a guy with an undersized dick.

*skatoties kā čalis ņem priekšā ēzeli*

Becky: I'm disgusted and repulsed and... and I can't look away.

Jay: You should read your Bible, sirs. You'll find all types of weird shit in there. Like, did you know Jesus was a Jew?
Teen #2: [pause] Yeah.

Randal Graves: How the fuck do you always have like two good-looking girls who want you? You're the most hideous fucking chud I've ever met, and you always have a pair of girls fighting over you.

Randal Graves: You swung at me!
Dante Hicks
: You ducked.
Randal Graves: Because you swung at me!

Elias: [while masturbating] I'm sorry, Jesus!


 

 

 
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