job
Dec. 13., 2007 | 02:12 pm
Veicu labojumus paint programmā, bet tomēr komenti arī rakstiski: Tomēr skatieties arī rakstiskos komentārus!
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xxx
Dec. 4., 2007 | 01:50 pm
NO - SKAŅA:
pissed off
SKAŅA: cocorosie - rainbow warriors
1) Ej dirst, mani tas neinteresē par saviem suuda ***Ls netaisos di*su plēst. (no mana gala skatoties)
2) Pasaki šefam ka vajag vēl kādu proj.vad. lai tiktu galā (loģiskais variants)
3) Pasaki šefam, ka nemāki darīt savu darbu un netiec galā ar saviem pienākumiem (šis uz paša sirdsapziņu)
4) atlaid mani no darba jo nepiekrītu tavam viedoklim un piedāvāju risinājumu
5) viss iepriekš minētais
p.s. un palika jau vieglāk. atsākam darbu
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design
Dec. 3., 2007 | 10:27 pm
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dizians
Nov. 29., 2007 | 11:55 am
SKAŅA: http://spils.maxradio.lv
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WE LOVE OUR CLIENTS
Nov. 28., 2007 | 05:04 pm
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Istock
Nov. 28., 2007 | 02:37 pm
NO - SKAŅA: WTF?
SKAŅA: Bjork - Desired Constellation :::salaspils pagriides radio::

UPD. Jā laikam nesapratīšu, iedomājies sevi uz tās bildes un es viņu nopērku un uzlieku uz sexsaita vai sexreklāmas tavā pilsētā lol
BILDE:

nu tas besis ARTGOir sic vismaz man liekas, vienaa bildee meitene ar atplestām kājām apenītēs otrā bildē pozē 8 gadus maza meitenīte??? WTF??
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#51
Nov. 28., 2007 | 02:12 pm
NO - SKAŅA: njah njah njah
SKAŅA: Egils Straume Trio - Smile :::salaspils pagriides radio:::take it slow:::radiospillzz@gmail.com
mano1
Client: "What are these lines for?"
Client(same): "Great, it is fast and the bitmaps are clean, loading isfast.... Now... Let's make this thing fullscreen! Don't change thespeed though, I want it to be as fast as this, at high res on a 70 inchdisplay.. Also the bitmaps should look as crisp as now"
Client (same, later): "I want 28.8K users to load the site instantly!"
Client(same, one day before the site is launched): "Allright, we are almostdone... Can we add fullscreen metalic doors opening and closingeverytime user goes to a section?"
Me: "mmhhh... Aren't welaunching tomorrow? I don't think it will look good, and it wouldrequire quite some work to achieve and.." (client cutting me)
> Client (cutting me): "nonono... Just use LoadMovie!"
Client (same, later): "Okay, send me the source files, I will do it myself, it seems really easy"
Me: "I don't think you'll be able to edit the..."
Client(cutting me again): "What is so complicated? I can understand all this!Let me do it, do you really think it is that complicated? It seemspretty easy to me"
After that, I simply dropped the project where it was, sent the source files to the client, and two weeks later:
Client: "I don't understand it..."
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lolololol
Nov. 28., 2007 | 01:26 pm
NO - SKAŅA: hahahahaha
SKAŅA: The Mighty Diamonds - Africa :::salaspils pagriides radio:::take it slow:::radiospillzz@gmail.com
Corpotare ID Logotype Concept:
Client: Could you do another 20 Versions?
Me: By Tomorrow?
Client: Yeah!
Me: Erm it's going to be tight (not to mention look shit).
Client:Why's it going to take so long? All you have to do is put theparameters/varabiles/colours in, the computer will do the rest...
He serioulsy thought the computer, renders Logo's based on permutations I feed it...
If only...then my job would be a lot simpler
no --- http://www.derailer.org/clientquotes/?q
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diz
Nov. 27., 2007 | 10:33 pm
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aizmirsu virsrakstu
Okt. 24., 2007 | 06:58 pm

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