Do middle-aged women wear cameo brooches?
Do young office lechers drive clapped out old Porches?
Do sales girls at Tescos wear Boots No7?
Do you eat digestives at half past eleven?
Do you act your age, or the size of your shoes?
Has a man got to do, what a man's got to do?

Do Leyland car workers vacate in Majorca
do Daily Star crosswords while they're on the toilet?
Do you talk in riddles or verbal diarrhea?
Do you drink real ale then drown in your beer?
Is this what we are, is there nothing inside?
If you swallow your food, would you swallow your pride?

Do hip social workers wear militant badges
to show their beliefs on their corduroy jackets?
Do students drive Citroëns on their three year courses?
Do you spend your weekends flogging dead horses?
Do you act your age, or the size of your shoes?
Has a man got to do, what a man's got to do?