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When man invented fire, he didn’t say, 'hey, let’s cook', he said, 'great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark.'

You’ve always got to send a man a book when you split up, to prove how you’re a caring, giving person, and how they’re going to die in a pit of their own filth.

Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat.

I’ve always wanted to date a gynaecologist. I wanna know I’m special.