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    Sunday, October 21st, 2012
    11:03 pm
    Wednesday, October 17th, 2012
    6:30 pm
    Eminems šodien paliek 40 gadus vecs.
    Monday, October 15th, 2012
    11:57 am
    Milk It For All Its Work
    COFFEE SHOP | TORONTO, ON, CANADA | BIZARRE, FOOD & DRINK, TOP
    (A regular walks into the shop, makes his usual order, and pays for it. But instead of waiting at the bar, he pulls out an empty litre plastic bottle. He then pulls out a little funnel and fills the bottle to the brim with our coffee shop’s milk and stands at the bar looking smug until his drink arrives.)

    Coworker: “That’s a lot of milk you’ve got there.”

    Customer: “I know… I have to make ends meet somehow, with the prices that you charge. That’s like five bucks worth of milk in there.”

    Coworker: “Well, sir, the other customers might want some, too.”

    Customer: “I’m setting an example. How much do these cost to make? Milk, coffee, energy, wages. Less than I just paid for it. So, according to Marx’s theory of materialist dialectics, you’re extracting surplus value from me, the consumer. I’m just getting back some of what you owe me, and all the other customers should too.”

    (At this point, everyone is looking at us, and the manager comes over to intervene.)

    Manager: “Sir, our margins are pretty tight and that…” *points at the milk* “…is WAY more than the surplus value. Anyway, I haven’t done the calculation but I’d say most of the surplus value you contribute goes to homeless people and the ones who come in here and make themselves cinnamon milk to drink. You pay according to your ability, and they get according to their need. Yeah?”

    Customer: *goes quiet and walks out, leaving his milk on the bar*

    Manager: “Don’t try and school me on Marxist theory, a**hole.”


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    10:53 am
    Wednesday, October 3rd, 2012
    2:19 pm
    Saturday, September 29th, 2012
    7:04 pm
    Wednesday, September 26th, 2012
    10:54 pm
    12:33 pm
    Sunday, September 23rd, 2012
    10:22 am
    Monday, September 17th, 2012
    10:05 pm
    Saturday, September 15th, 2012
    8:33 pm
    Par stūres smaku un bijušo saimnieku - man liekas, ka bijušais saimnieks ir madagaskaras lemūrs. Tie lemūri čurā uz priekšķepām un pēc tam skraida pa koku zariem, tādejādi iezīmējot savu teritoriju. Tā kā nebrīnies, ja tas lemūrs kādu dienu atnāks un teiks, ka tas ir viņa golfs.
    Friday, September 14th, 2012
    10:30 am
    Thursday, September 13th, 2012
    7:25 pm
    valmieras piena kefīra glāze izturīga, nokrita, atlēca tikpat augstu, cik no sākuma augstuma krita un otrajā piegājiena tik saplīsa
    Wednesday, September 12th, 2012
    11:55 pm
    par sāli arī neaizmirsti - tā dod sparu, ja ēd dienas vidū. vislabāk, ja tā ir melnā vai Himalaju sāls.
    2:35 am
    2:09 am
    Tuesday, September 11th, 2012
    8:44 pm
    Sen fishkās bija aprakstīts gadījums - papagaiļa saimnieks novēro, ka putns regulāri iemīca savā ūdenstraukā augļus un nikni uzbrūk, kad šo pļurzu grb iztīrīt. Tā nu saimieks atstāj arī vienreiz brūvējumu traukā. Pēc pāris dienām tur jau ir labi ierūdzis vīniņš, papagaiļam bijušas dzīres, dejas, alkoholiķa miedziņš un paģiras otrā dienā.

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    8:36 pm
    8:25 pm
    Atklāju, ka kādā geek momentā esmu uzlicis pogu spaidīšanas daudzuma un ātruma pētītāju. LOL. Visko var mēģināt no tā saprast, bet nu, pāris lietas - CAPS LOCK browserī spiests 29 reizes, abet Backspace aptuveni tikpat cik "s" - daudz. Pa nezcikilgo laiku, kopš tas viss notiek - aptuveni 12000 reizes.
    Vispār baigi. Ja padomā, cik daudz pogu spaidīts, var pārņemt futūriskais apmulsums par to, ka "viņš dienā veic desmitiem tūkstošu pogu spiedienu!" Tāda taustiņu gramstīšana, ka Mocarts vnk jau līdz naftai aizurbies.
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    8:08 pm
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