Jenots
13 December 2011 @ 09:12 pm
 
Ko lai saka - liels paldies userinfoatheist par iesūtīto linku uz Damn You Autocorrect :D

Smieklu deva šajā vakarā ir tieši tas, kas vajadzīgs :D ne jau visiem mājās Jaegermeister stāv! :D

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- Your wife just had a baby right? Congrats!
- Yep! Back in May. My wife is upset because it's a cyborg.
- Your wife birthed a cyborg? That's epic! Haha
- Haha a Taurus. My baby is not a robot.
- Damn. I had so many Terminator jokes lined up.

:D :D :D 
 
 
Jenots
13 December 2011 @ 10:08 pm
 
HA HA HA HA AH HA AHAHAH AHHA :D

- I am so pissed.
My father poked me in the butt with his penis.
And now it hurts.

- WHAT?
Just.. What?

- Oh now that is just messed up. PENCIL.
What the fructose.
*FUCK



:D :D iPhone jādabū kaut vai Autocorrect dēļ :D
 
 
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