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Jun. 25th, 2022|11:51 pm |
Culture Wars:
The wife, offended by the spastic techno-pop of Russian neighbour, went to complain with dirty knees (the garden is to be tended with the affection - maternal - of consciousness). "Ny shto?" he answered - "I had to listen to your Ligo shit till 4 in the morning" (which was a lie - a damned lie).
The challenge accepted. She rigged up a speaker to assault him with Wagner, followed by Venom - thrash metal Venom - which resulted in his surrender. Abject surrender.
My wife is a serious bitch. |
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