| It's not as if I couldn't be doing something more useful |
[Dec. 19th, 2008|08:24 pm] |
Gribētu braukt uz Angliju lai satiktu draugus un ģimeni, bet nevaru un viss: Pagājušos (?) ziemsvētkos mes ar savu meitu uz turieni braucam, un tur es dzirdēju sekojošas četras sarunas. Izrādas, ka man nav labāk ko darīt nekā ierakstit tās šeit: kretins esmu.
Pirmā saruna notika rindā lidostā Stansteadāāā (kurā nekas nenotika)
Good Timing
Cilvēks A: “That’s good timing”
Cilvēks B “Good timing”
A “Right”
B “How was it?”
B “Lovely”
A “Wonderful”
Klusums
A “You want to watch your bag here”
B “Yeah”
A “Yeah, someone had theirs nicked the other day - sitting over there havin’ a coffee. Someone walked right up and nicked it”
B “Security should have stopped it”
A “Security – make me laugh”
B “You don’t know who’s about, do you?”
A “Nah”
Klusums
B “How’s your trip?”
A “Weather was lovely”
B “Wonderful”
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| Norwichā - Centrāla Stacijā |
[Dec. 19th, 2008|08:48 pm] |
Father “If you don’t know a word, look it up, thicky!”
Mazliet velāk
Father “Sodomite’s minions: that’s one of my favourites”
Mother “Yer father knows a lot of words…”
Father (tipa dēlam) “What about this one? A mendacious, scandalmongering interloper”
Son “What does that mean, dad?”
Father “Mendacious means someone who tells lies, a scandalmonger is someone who spreads rumour and gossip, and an interloper is someone who interferes in other people’s business”
Son: “Dad, you said you’d fix my computer”
Father “Yeah” |
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| Veikalā, kas atrodas pilsetā, kurā daudz vecu cilvēku dzivo. |
[Dec. 19th, 2008|08:51 pm] |
Pārdevēja: “It’s your memories that keep you going. That’s what my mum always said.”
Ļoti Veca Sievete: “Yes”
P: “The memories pull you through.”
LVS: “Yes, but they can undermine you. He was my second you know, my first died in a smash, oh….”
P: “Put your teeth back in, dear”
After a minute’s fumbling (Pēc minutes, kurā viņa neveikli megināja tikt galā ar saviem zobiem - laikam)
LVS: “In a plane crash” |
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| Un Viss (Krogā Fakenhamā) |
[Dec. 19th, 2008|09:01 pm] |
Vīrietis A: It’s through abstinence – achievement through denial of, if you like, urges that have led to this bitter superiority of mine.”
Vīrietis B: “Aah, go and fuck another woman and see where you end up.” |
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