man shie likaas tuvi un paziistami:

-Print your band name as if it was on a bad printing press. Actual graphics are for posers.

-Album covers must be made at home on Photoshop by your good friend.

-You are wearing the same thing as the 40-year old gas pump attendant but for some strange mystical reason you are cooler than he is.

-People who know more bands than you are better than you.

-Whatever you do, don't let the singer on stage ever sing in the mic. Make sure you grab it from him and sing in it yourself, after all, you do a better job singing then him. It's a wonder they didn't put you on the album.

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