Pilota memuāri.

-how do you get a emo kid out of a tree:
-cut the rope!

-why is emo cake so good:
-it cuts itself.

-how many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb:
-none, they all like to sit in the dark and cry.

-What do emo kids use as birth control?
-Their personalities.

-Knock Knock
-Who's there?
-An Emo
-...Go away

-How many emo kids does it take to paint a wall?
-Depends on how hard you throw them.

-How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-3. One to replace it, and 2 to write a song about how they missed the old one.

Q: What do you call a bunch of emos at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

Q: What's the worst thing about 4 emos in a Honda Civic driving off a cliff?
A: The car holds 5.

Q: What's the difference between an emo kid and a mosquito?
A: When you hit a mosquito it stops sucking.

Q: What did the emo kid say when he broke up with his girlfriend?
A: TRICK QUESTION! Emo's dont have girlfriends.