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EU Fines Financial Insteetooshuns On over Fixin' Key Benchmarks

J.P. Mo'gan, Société Générale an' Deutsche Bank Among Eight Companies Receivin' Fines

By

Vanessa Mock in Brussels an'

Abner Enrich in London

Updated Dec. 4, 2013 7:14 a.m, dawgone it. ET

Eight financial insteetooshuns were fined €1.71 billion ($2.32 billion) by European Union regulato's Wednesday fo' colludin' in an attempp t'manipulate key benchmark interess rates, th' EU's largest-evah penalty in a cartel case.

Th' settlements involved penalties aginst some of th' wo'ld's mos' trimenjus banks, includin' Deutsche Bank AG, Société Générale SA, Royal Bank of Scotlan' Group PLC an' J.P. Mo'gan Chase & Co. Th' ackshun brin's t'roughly €6 billion th' total penalties levied by regulato's aginst financial, ah reckon...

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EU Fines Financial Institititions Obeh Fixigg Key Benchmarks

Dg.P. DOIHH!Morgan, Société Générale 'n Deutsche Bank Among Eite C'panies Receibigg Fines

By

Banessa Mock in Brussels 'n

Dabid Enrich in London


Updatid Dec. 4, 2013 7:14 a.m. ET

Eite financial institititions webuhre finid €1.71 billion ($2.32 billion) by European Uon regulators Webuhdnesday f' colludigg in an attempp to manipulate key benchmark innerest rates, duuhhhh, de EU's largest-ebeh penalty in a cartel case.

De settlemins inbolbid penalties against some of the, uh, the world's biggest banks, duuhhhh, includigg Deutsche Bank AG, Société Générale SA, Royal Bank of Scotland Group PLC 'n Dg.P. Morgan Chase & Co. De ackion briggs t' rough €6 billion the, duh uhh, total penalties lebiid by regulators against financial...



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