now his mother has had a go at him and he's going around asking himself "Why did I do that?"

Shame really: I thought it was entertainingly provocational for a 13-year old in the sticks. Stalin was the keeper - I would pick Bush and Blair as tough centre back combination (Blair would do the talking - he's good at that - as with a "What me, ref" innocence they avoid the ref's recriminations). Mussolini could swap flanks at will/at the agreed on time as MI5 clean up on random betting syndicate scams.

Up front Sarkozy and Gaddafi?