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13:46: Regulaarais pirmsveetku atgaadinaajums aktiivas atpuutas cieniitajiem :)
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Scale: 10 - supermodel, 9 - very beatiful girl, 8 - beatiful girl and so on.

The Algorithm states that when you are picking up girls at a Night Club, to find the REAL rating of a woman you have to:

- Substract 1 pt. for each hour after 3:00AM (called the Desperation correction)

- Substract 1 pt. for each drink you`ve had over 3. (called the Intoxication correction).


Lets give an example:

Lets say you FINALLY scored with a 8.5 girl at 5:00AM and after having 2 whyskies and 4 tequilas. That means that the SAME woman, seen at 5:00 PM under direct sunlight and after you survive your hangover will rate a horrible 3.5!!!!!!

That is the cruel reality of life, my friends. So BE VERY CARFULLY of what you get in the clubs.....

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From:[info]fedrs
Date:15. Novembris 2003 - 14:20
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Tā jau rīta gaismiņā uz paģirām galīgos mīnusos var iebraukt. ;)
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From:[info]shanietis
Date:15. Novembris 2003 - 14:35
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Dies' pasarg! :))
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