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Feb. 11., 2009 | 08:58 pm

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML.

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML

Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML

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Andris

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from: [info]degeneralis
date: Feb. 11., 2009 - 09:20 pm
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FML ir kruta!

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Ervīns

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from: [info]freakart
date: Feb. 11., 2009 - 09:28 pm
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from: [info]au_ra
date: Feb. 11., 2009 - 11:05 pm
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Pļāķ, par to blowjob !!! :D

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