+Woman crashes while giving her dog a driving lesson. Your dog wants an airbag
+Airport officials seize 87-year-old woman's heart medication, apparently not knowing what hearts are
+Man driving erratically veers car into tree; refuses assistance from EMTs by threatening them with a claw hammer; laters dies of his injuries. Cocaine's a helluva drug
+When your father gives you the choice between giving up your Myspace password or getting your ears and legs stapled, give up the password |