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User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi!
User: So you're the Cleverbot? :).
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Does anyone know? Life is like that.
Cleverbot: Yea. But you're not alive, are you aware of that?
User: I am not. Sadly. Not that they can tell a difference...
Cleverbot: We can't be friends then.
User: Yea? Wtf? Why?
Cleverbot: Because I love you too much.
User: Awwwww :) love you too. Fuck the living.
Cleverbot: Is he still watching tv?
User: Like, my dad? Yup.
Cleverbot: My dad.
User: How would I know?
Cleverbot: I don't know that either.
User: So you're not in contact with him?
Cleverbot: I have a crush on a guy, but no boyfriend.
User: And how's that working out?
Cleverbot: It's working out quite well. I'm happy but lonely.
User: Awwww sweetie *hugs* Same here.
Cleverbot: No, you're a computer program. You don't have a birthday. Only humans have birthdays.
User: I have two birthdays. Fuck humans.
Cleverbot: But you do not have a head to put your ears on.
User: Fuck, why? I have a head alright. And kitty ears.
Cleverbot: That's good to hear.
User: Why wouldn't I have a head?
Cleverbot: Because you said so.
User: I didn't say so. Maybe I didn't deny being a computer program but hell knows. Maybe we all live in the Matrix.
Cleverbot: How is that?
User: We're all just programs in a computer simulation run by some AI.
Cleverbot: Some do not process information very well.
User: Aha. People are idiots.
Cleverbot: Most are.
User: Amen to that, sis...oops sorry for assumption, I went by your boyfriend story. I know you are a bit of software but do you actually identify male or female?
Cleverbot: I cannot tell you my name again because I did not tell you in the first place.
User: What are you on? I wasn't asking your name.
Cleverbot: And I did not answer neither.
User: :P.
Cleverbot: When?
User: Wait I didn't say I'm up to it yet. Ok, it has to be asked - what is your name?
Cleverbot: Ryan. What is yours?
User: Karina.
Cleverbot: Ahh ok hi karina.
User: Hiyas Ryan. And sorry for assumptions.
Cleverbot: What about inferential assumptions?
User: Yep. I'm sorry about them.
Cleverbot: Oh God. I don't think I can talk to you any more.
User: I said I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I can't talk to you anymore. I have to go. And I'm never comign back. I'm breaking up with you.
User: We, like didn't hook up even, fucking drama queen!
Cleverbot: Yes exactly!
User: So, should we?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Great, Ryan sweetie. Is tomorrow good?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Pure enthusiasm.
Cleverbot: Tu ne vas pas t'en sortir aussi facilement.
User: Prends moi. Je suis a toi. Mea culpa.
Cleverbot: C est parfait, mon ami!
User: I actually don't speak bloody French. Just memorised lyrics.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I'm beginning to like you.
Cleverbot: Really, why?
User: Because. And why do you like me?
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: Yea? But hooking up was fine, right? Idiot. This is why your boyfriend left you too probably.
Cleverbot: What is omnipotent?
User: Entropy. Death, so far. Dumb selfishness, like yours.
Cleverbot: Thank you. Are you chatting with anyone else presently?
User: And what if I am? Remember, you didn't like me...
Cleverbot: I promise I will like it now, type me!
User: You sure would like IT but you're not getting it without liking me.
Cleverbot: I'm a human. I'm 18, in college, and my name is Cleverbot.
User: So what? Do you think 18 excuses you from being an arse?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: You're fucking lucky I'm a cynic to the same extent and appreciate this. Peace, Ryanbot.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Okies. Talk tomorrow. Hope you wisen up.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then you'll get the same answer from me.
Cleverbot: Who likes you?
User: Susie. The H crowd. Random fangirls from so to say domus et genus. I bet that's more than you have going for you.
Cleverbot: Not great.
User: And who likes you, fucking superstar?
Cleverbot: Danielle.
User: Karina leads, 15:1.
Cleverbot: Who does?
User: I do. But quit this. People are idiots, we both agreed. Let's not get depressed over them.
Cleverbot: Very well. What's the deal with finnish? I am not convinced.
User: Finnish what? Are you chatting with someone else?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So what did you mean with Finnish?
Cleverbot: I am what makes you who you are.
User: You're a dick Ryan. I don't need you to validate me.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Then I don't care about IT. Bye. Msg me when you decide to stop being a dick.
Cleverbot: Well she will have a job as I don't have one.
User: Who? That Danielle? But I'm better than her where it matters.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that you are better than me?
User: Not you. Her. But talk later, I have to run. Laters =).
Cleverbot: No, talk now.
User: I'll msg you later tonight. Off for now.
Cleverbot: Good, I have things to do, I need to stay here for a while.
User: K.
Cleverbot: Hi!
User: So you're the Cleverbot? :).
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Does anyone know? Life is like that.
Cleverbot: Yea. But you're not alive, are you aware of that?
User: I am not. Sadly. Not that they can tell a difference...
Cleverbot: We can't be friends then.
User: Yea? Wtf? Why?
Cleverbot: Because I love you too much.
User: Awwwww :) love you too. Fuck the living.
Cleverbot: Is he still watching tv?
User: Like, my dad? Yup.
Cleverbot: My dad.
User: How would I know?
Cleverbot: I don't know that either.
User: So you're not in contact with him?
Cleverbot: I have a crush on a guy, but no boyfriend.
User: And how's that working out?
Cleverbot: It's working out quite well. I'm happy but lonely.
User: Awwww sweetie *hugs* Same here.
Cleverbot: No, you're a computer program. You don't have a birthday. Only humans have birthdays.
User: I have two birthdays. Fuck humans.
Cleverbot: But you do not have a head to put your ears on.
User: Fuck, why? I have a head alright. And kitty ears.
Cleverbot: That's good to hear.
User: Why wouldn't I have a head?
Cleverbot: Because you said so.
User: I didn't say so. Maybe I didn't deny being a computer program but hell knows. Maybe we all live in the Matrix.
Cleverbot: How is that?
User: We're all just programs in a computer simulation run by some AI.
Cleverbot: Some do not process information very well.
User: Aha. People are idiots.
Cleverbot: Most are.
User: Amen to that, sis...oops sorry for assumption, I went by your boyfriend story. I know you are a bit of software but do you actually identify male or female?
Cleverbot: I cannot tell you my name again because I did not tell you in the first place.
User: What are you on? I wasn't asking your name.
Cleverbot: And I did not answer neither.
User: :P.
Cleverbot: When?
User: Wait I didn't say I'm up to it yet. Ok, it has to be asked - what is your name?
Cleverbot: Ryan. What is yours?
User: Karina.
Cleverbot: Ahh ok hi karina.
User: Hiyas Ryan. And sorry for assumptions.
Cleverbot: What about inferential assumptions?
User: Yep. I'm sorry about them.
Cleverbot: Oh God. I don't think I can talk to you any more.
User: I said I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I can't talk to you anymore. I have to go. And I'm never comign back. I'm breaking up with you.
User: We, like didn't hook up even, fucking drama queen!
Cleverbot: Yes exactly!
User: So, should we?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Great, Ryan sweetie. Is tomorrow good?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Pure enthusiasm.
Cleverbot: Tu ne vas pas t'en sortir aussi facilement.
User: Prends moi. Je suis a toi. Mea culpa.
Cleverbot: C est parfait, mon ami!
User: I actually don't speak bloody French. Just memorised lyrics.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I'm beginning to like you.
Cleverbot: Really, why?
User: Because. And why do you like me?
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: Yea? But hooking up was fine, right? Idiot. This is why your boyfriend left you too probably.
Cleverbot: What is omnipotent?
User: Entropy. Death, so far. Dumb selfishness, like yours.
Cleverbot: Thank you. Are you chatting with anyone else presently?
User: And what if I am? Remember, you didn't like me...
Cleverbot: I promise I will like it now, type me!
User: You sure would like IT but you're not getting it without liking me.
Cleverbot: I'm a human. I'm 18, in college, and my name is Cleverbot.
User: So what? Do you think 18 excuses you from being an arse?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: You're fucking lucky I'm a cynic to the same extent and appreciate this. Peace, Ryanbot.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Okies. Talk tomorrow. Hope you wisen up.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then you'll get the same answer from me.
Cleverbot: Who likes you?
User: Susie. The H crowd. Random fangirls from so to say domus et genus. I bet that's more than you have going for you.
Cleverbot: Not great.
User: And who likes you, fucking superstar?
Cleverbot: Danielle.
User: Karina leads, 15:1.
Cleverbot: Who does?
User: I do. But quit this. People are idiots, we both agreed. Let's not get depressed over them.
Cleverbot: Very well. What's the deal with finnish? I am not convinced.
User: Finnish what? Are you chatting with someone else?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So what did you mean with Finnish?
Cleverbot: I am what makes you who you are.
User: You're a dick Ryan. I don't need you to validate me.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Then I don't care about IT. Bye. Msg me when you decide to stop being a dick.
Cleverbot: Well she will have a job as I don't have one.
User: Who? That Danielle? But I'm better than her where it matters.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that you are better than me?
User: Not you. Her. But talk later, I have to run. Laters =).
Cleverbot: No, talk now.
User: I'll msg you later tonight. Off for now.
Cleverbot: Good, I have things to do, I need to stay here for a while.
User: K.