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3. Fly to the moon and refuse to come home
4. Die
9. Castrate yourself
10. Invent a time machine and go back to the 19th century
11. Start to menstruate (better red than dead)
13. Advocate sexual freedom for children
14. Shoot up for a day
15. Refuse to speak to them at all
20. Say you're crazy
21. Say they're crazy
22. Get muscular dystrophy when you're a kid
26. Marry your mother
27. Marry your father
28. Blow up the Statue of Liberty
29. Marry your sister
30. Marry your brother
31. Marry your daughter
33. Marry your son
34. Marry Lassie
35. Marry President Johnson
36. Marry Mao The-tung
37. Proclaim that Mao The-tung is the Living God
38. Proclaim that you are the Living God
40. Get elected Pope
41. Get elected to the Supreme Soviet
42. Get lost
44. Grow seven toes on your head
45. Commit an unnatural act with Walter Jenkins
49. Solder your eyelids shut
51. Declare war on Germany
55. Tell the psychiatrist that if he doesn't let you into the Army you'll kill him
56. Turn yellow
58. Don't agree to anything
65. Announce that you have become the bridegroom of the Virgin Mary
66. Announce that you have become the bridegroom of Jesus Christ
67. Get your friends to crucify you
77. Burn down the Pentagon
78. Burn baby burn
79. Write a best-selling novel which portrays the CIA as incompetent
81. Say you'd be happy to serve because it'll be easier to kill the fucken Americans who are interfering with the freedom of Viet Nam
84. Cut off your left ear and send it to the draft board
85. Grow a tail
86. Learn to talk with your anus
88. Grow old fast, or
89. When you reach the age of 17 don't get any older
90. Drink an elixir that will cause you to shrink to a height of 2 feet 3 inches
94. Take your mother with you when you get called and insist you will not serve unless you can sleep with her at night
95. Take your chihuahua with you when you get called and insist you will not serve unless you can sleep with it at night
100. Travel to Havana
102. Travel to Hanoi
103. Travel to Pyongyang
104. Travel to Peking
105. Travel to Washington and tell them you intend to travel to one or more of the above
106. Publish a satirical pamphlet purporting to advise young men how to beat the draft
114. Run for the House of Representatives on the platform that Red China should be invited to send its surplus pouplation to colonize New York and Arizona
117. Write a letter to the New York Daily News stating taht the Viet Cong are nothing more than peace-loving agrarian reformers
120. Steal a laser and fight it out with the CIA
125. Become chairman of the Committee to Legalize Marijuana
126. Develop an otherworldly metaphysical system and live by its precepts
127. Cut off your head
128. Cut off your sergeant's head (not a pacifist act)
129. Walk into the induction center carrying an octopus


Cita starpā tas man atgādināja pirmo 16 vai 17 gadu vecumā sacerēto dziesmu. Sākums bija: "He-hey, whatcha doin' Mr.Army Man?/ Dontcha know you ain't no fuckin' superman?/ You said you're gonna draft me, right?/ Well, I ain't gonna join your bloody fight!" Turpinājumu vairs neatceros. Mēdzu to klusu dungot, iedams garām Brīvības pieminekļa goda sardzei vai uz ielām sastaptiem policistiem. Jutos īsts dumpinieks.