I want, no, I need a new left triceps brachii muscle (and possibly left deltoid muscle as well) like yesterday. Or four years ago. Or in the best case the day before that. Otherwise there are several days once in a short while (my muscle strains heal quickly lately) where being a lefty is, to say the least, quite uncomfortable.

At days like these it actually takes precedence before a new right knee or right gastrocneinmus muscle (which hasn't given me any problems lately, yay).