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kaapeec sjeit ieksj VSK jau otro dienu taads klusums un nekas nenotiek? :(

lec az diskas: Five year phase-in plan for "EuroEnglish" The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. . There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away. By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a realy sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand each ozer ZE DREAM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!
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From:[info]divi_g
Date:July 14th, 2004 - 10:16 am

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Par jūzerpikču :)
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From:[info]nxn
Date:July 14th, 2004 - 10:22 am
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aga, iederaas arii fonaa :)
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From:[info]tante
Date:July 14th, 2004 - 10:24 am
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juzerpikcha teu smukaja.:))
a kam ta jaanotiek te buutum?.:)))
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From:[info]nxn
Date:July 14th, 2004 - 10:26 am
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plds :)
kaut kaadu rosiibu gribaas ;)

btw, no manas gjimenes 1 viikendaa tika izproveetas taas renjgju karbonaades- kaaroju es jamaas jau no pasja saakuma, tik vajadzeeja maati, kas jamaas satiiriitu ;)
garsjiiiiigas dikti :)
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From:[info]tante
Date:July 14th, 2004 - 10:28 am
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no manas gjimenes ar viens visu lajku jamaas pieprasa..mejta maneejaa.. a mani besii pa briizham ar jamaam kjeskaaties.:) bet tas jauki, ka citiem ar garsho..:)
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From:[info]nxn
Date:July 14th, 2004 - 10:29 am
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tiesji taa- tas ir 1iigais sjkjeerslis ;)
mees gan kolektiivi straadaajot padariijaam pasaakumu jautru :)
maate soliija arii B.Ligzdas iemeegjinat un iebarot maasai, ar ko tas beidzies, nudien veel nezinu :)
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From:[info]tante
Date:July 14th, 2004 - 10:32 am
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nu besdeliigu lizdas ir un ir gachiigas.:))
nes ko tava mamma dariis peec augusta numera iznaakshanas??.. tur ir prosta cisinji un siljkje un nekas vairaak..:))
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From:[info]nxn
Date:July 14th, 2004 - 10:35 am
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siljkji jamaa ljubej!
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From:[info]tante
Date:July 14th, 2004 - 11:04 am
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njeponjala - tu shito modernismu bejgaas pate raxtiji vaj taadu pashu arii iskopeeji no turienes no kurienes salasijies shito?..:))
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From:[info]nxn
Date:July 14th, 2004 - 11:06 am
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ctr+c un ctr+v :)
es nav tik advanceeta anglju val zinaataaja :)
From:[info]fedrs
Date:July 14th, 2004 - 11:23 am
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Aha, skaidrs. Un mēs tagad atbildes askopēsim no CNN lapas. ;)
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From:[info]petrovichs
Date:July 14th, 2004 - 12:26 pm
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Laikam jau atvaļinājumi, cienītā! :-)