Me: Do you have a normal sex life ? God: I don't know if I have a normal sex life. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
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Me: Why are You repeating everything I say ? God: I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot. Me: now thats the lamest excuse I ever heard ! God: Why now? Yes it is one of the lamest excuse you ever heard.