Catholicism: if shit happens, I deserve it. Protestantism: shit won't happen if I work harder. Judaism: why does this shit always happen to me? Buddhism: when shit happens, is it really shit? Islam: if shit happens, take a hostage. Hinduism: this shit happened before. Hare Krishna: shit...
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