| 17. Maijs 2006 |
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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure:
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant. |
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iespeejams jau atkal bijis,bet gobisham jauns un atvainojos,ka angliski.es maaku arii anglju smieklinjus:D
((((RING))))
**Pick Up**
"Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank"
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you
haven't got an Uncle Frank"
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with
Mommy, right now"
**Brief Pause**
"Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom
door, and shout to Mommy that
Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
"Okay Daddy, just a minute"
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to
the phone "I did it Daddy"
"And what happened honey?" he asked
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with
no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit
her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He
was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming
pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week
to clean it, he hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??
Is this 555-7039????? |
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nu taa.
kaads grib parunaat ar dievu? luuk:
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
un redz kas bija sanaacis no vienas shaadas sarunas:
Me:
I don't believe in you, that's it.
God:
Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me:
a different one, maybe
God:
Go on.
Me:
I want to enjoy my mortal life as much as I can
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
enjoy, having fun, sex...
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
you're saying sex more fun alone?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
no, dude, you're wrong... sorry
God:
Are you serious? No, I am right. Dude,. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
of course I'm serious: sex is better in company!
God:
Come on. I don't know anyone named serious sex is better in company.
Me:
you seem confused youreslf
God:
It all makes sense to me right now.
Me:
so, is sex better alone or in company?
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
I think you're high on acid
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am high on acid.
:D
atvainojos akal ka angliski, bet nu... |
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Министерство по чрезвычайным ситуациям Российской федерации объявило конкурс красоты.
Рабочее название "Мисс пиздец 2006". |
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