| 3. Maijs 2005 |
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Vietas pietrūka vai?
 Mūzika: Faze Action - Samba (Rae & Christian Remix) (Jealousy Lounge Radio [Jy.lv]) |
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Piekusiens :)
 Mūzika: Billy May - Girl Talk (Jealousy Lounge Radio [Jy.lv]) |
| Vienā krievu saitā pamanīts: | 12:18 |
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Эстонский интститут экспериментальной биологии: http://www.ebi.ee/
Е-мейл тоже неплох: ebi@ebi.ee
Особенно по телефону его диктовать со словом "собака" :)) |
| Tā diena tuvojas ;-) | 12:41 |
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Izskatās, ka te vēl nav bijis; manuprāt gada bilde.
P.S. Nolāpītie anti-leecheri. Pārmetu citur, nu vajag būt ka rāda. |
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Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist
lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a
train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
horse's ass and a cowboy hat.
Now he's president of the United States." |
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Three blondes are walking in the woods. They come across a set of tracks.
The 1st blonde looks closely and says: "Those are moose tracks".
The 2nd blonde crouches down and examines the tracks. "No, those are rabbit tracks," she says.
The 3rd blonde gets down on her hands and knees, checking the tracks very closely. "You're both wrong," she says. "Those are tiger tracks."
They began to argue about exactly what type of tracks they had found. They were still arguing when the train hit them. |
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Making the most of your IT department
1. When IT say they're coming right over, log out and go for coffee. It's no problem for us to remember 700 network passwords.
2. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children's art. We don't have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours.
3. When IT send you an e-mail with high importance, delete it at once. We're probably just testing out the public groups.
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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