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Uzmanību! Šeit... tašķās :)
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Like the sores on my crotch
That I got from you.
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing home. All the Catholic facilities were completely full so they have to
put him in a Jewish home.
After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, they come to visit grandpa.
"How do you like it here?" asks the grandson.
"It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," says grandpa.
"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this might be the wrong place for you."
"Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents here," grandpa says with a big smile.
"There's a musician here -- he's 85-years old.
He hasn't played the violin in 20 years,....... and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!
And there's a physician here -- 90 years old. He hasn't been practicing medicine for 25 years,...... and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!
And me, I haven't had sex in 39 years,..... and they still call! me "The F---ing Mexican. |
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Если Вас замучил упертый налоговый инспектор при проверке декларации
по налоговой ставке 0 % сделайте следующее:
1)Экспортируйте вагон спичек,
2)Оформите инвойсы и коносаменты на каждый коробок отдельно,
3)Наделайте кучу ошибок,
4)Сдайте декларацию,
5)Напишите заявление на возврат НДС,-
и с умилением в душе ждите акта по итогам камеральной проверки, ибо акт этот будет печатать вся Налоговая Инспекция в течение трех месяцев. |
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