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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Like the sores on my crotch
That I got from you.

How much do I love you?
I love you plenty.
But if you need a number
Look between 68 and 70.

I licked your boots till they were shiny,
Let you whip my naked heinie,
Strained as you cried, "Faster, faster."
Now, Valentine? *My* turn as master!

Your velvet lips and grinding hips
Make you my favorite lass.
But might I on this special night
Go rooting in your ass?

Whenever you leave,
I always miss ya.
So I'm glad you have
A younger sistah.

I've seen you reading magazines and talking on the phone.
By using my binoculars, I've seen you all alone.
I've seen you use your fingers and the toy in your night stand.
Let me be your Valentine -- I'll gladly lend a hand!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
This poem would be better
If something rhymed with "double midget penetration."