| 24. Novembris 2004 |
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Women's English:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
Men's English:
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay |
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- А я вчера бабушке дрова наколол!!!
- Тимуровец что ли?
- Нет, татуировщик... |
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- Господа, третий день не хочется работать, что бы это значило?
- Наверное, сегодня СРЕДА ! |
| Blondīnes protestē pret diskrimināciju :) | 10:29 |
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LETA
Trešdiena, 24. novembris (2004) 10:20
Ungārijas valdība apsvērs iespēju aizliegt tradicionālos jokus par blondīnēm, jo valsts gaišmatainās sievietes jau ir tik ļoti nokaitinātas, ka nesen pat sarīkoja protesta akciju pie parlamenta ēkas.
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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Iz po(mi?)licijas ierakstiem
Гр.Степанов задержан за то, что два квартала шёл за гр.Ивановой и нецензурно восхищался её фигурой.
После выпивки произошла драка между складом и забором.
Поскольку Семёнов по Павлюку кирпичом промахнулся, хулиганство признать неудачным.
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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