| 7. Jūlijs 2004 |
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Два мужика моются в бане.
- Вась ты что д**чишь???
- Нет быстро мою!!! |
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A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken English with a heavy Lithuanian Yiddish accent, for number 266418.
A short time later, someone knocks, and when he opens the door he sees 2 beautiful and sexy girls who asked him:
- Have you ordered 2 shikses for one night? |
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Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three different kinds of sex?
First, there's House Sex: That's when you make love all over the house: on the floor, on the kitchen table, in the garage, anywhere, anytime - much like two crazed rabbits.
Then comes Bedroom Sex: That's when the kids are finally fed, bathed and asleep; the curtains closed; nothing much on TV; and the door locked - you make love in the bedroom.
Last comes Hall Sex: That's when you pass each other in the hall and snarl - "Screw You !" |
| The Top 7 Children's Books About the Internet | 22:56 |
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7. Where the Wild Things Live (and How to See Them Uncensored for Only $19.95 per Month)
6. Why Daddy Types With One Hand
5. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Screen of Death
4. Billy Gates Gruff
3. Are You There, God? It's Me, the FBI Agent Pretending to Be Margaret
2. Curious George's Cybersecurity Plan
and the Number 1 Children's Book About the Internet...
1. The Blog of Anne Frank |
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