1. Ar spēku neko nevar pierādīt, bet visā var pārliecināt.

2. Skaitīt naudu svešā makā ir vieglāk, ja to atņem.

3. Dievs izdomāja miegu, sātans - modinātāju.

4. Vienmēr piedod saviem ienaidniekiem - nekas viņus nespēs saniknot vairāk.

Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me !

The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.

Guns don’t kill people — people do.

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.

If you are not part of the cure, then you are part of the problem.

The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them.

The best things in life are not things.

Growing old is ineveitable, growing up is optional.

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

Revenge is a Poison meant for others, which we end up swallowing ourselves.

Vengence is a Dark Light that blinds all who seek it.

Don’t argue with Idiots.. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Still waters run deep.

The squeakiest wheel gets oiled first.

True wise men never get fooled ONCE.

Never Wound Hearts That Love You,
Never Cause Them Pain,
For Wounded Hearts Are Like Roses,
That Never Bloom Again.

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky.

Don’t be dumb and mix wine and rum.

Im not as think as you drunk I am...

He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream...

If the ocean was vodka and i was a duck
i’d swim to the bottom and never come up.
but the ocean’s not vodka and i am not a duck
so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
- Harry S. Truman

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
- Mark Twain

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.
- Gary Busey

Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Anywhere is walking distance, if you’ve got the time.

People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.