| Security Measures |
[Aug. 10th, 2006|03:01 pm] |
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Jēziņ, kad man pēc mēneša uz Londonu jāperas, labi ļaudis no diplomātiskā gala atsūta infu par jaunajiem drošības noteikumiem UK lidostās. Āpāc, āpāc!
"All cabin baggage must be processed as hold baggage and carried in the hold of passenger aircraft departing UK airports." – raudājis mans ieradums bagāžā neko nenodot, jo ar mugureni pietiek atliektiem galiem.
"Passengers may take through the airport security search point, in a single (ideally transparent) plastic carrier bag, only the following items. Nothing may be carried in pockets:" – un seko uzskaitījums, kas, principā, sastāv no pases, naudas un atslēgām.
"All passengers must be hand searched, and their footwear and all the items they are carrying must be x-ray screened."
"In addition to the above, all passengers boarding flights to the USA and all the items they are carrying, including those acquired after the central screening point, must be subjected to secondary search at the boarding gate. Any liquids discovered must be removed from the passenger." – labi, ka vismaz par šito nav jāķer kreņķis.
"Regrettably, significant delays at airports are inevitable. " – aha, no shit!
"We hope that these measures, which are being kept under review by the Government, will need to be in place for a limited period only." – nu cerams, ļoti cerams.
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