Describing the popular, boisterous, but untelevised indoor sport known for its restorative and calming effect, as well as a rousing cheer frequently repeated by participants in same, the anacoluthic, metaphoric, and elegiac constructions of this word have largely fallen from common use. Although cognates continue in the vocabulary of the literate members of our society, the word has garnered disrepute among the hoi polloi, whose vocabulary is enzymatically restricted to those 300 distinct phrases employed in commercial television.