In the beginning...

[A hologram of Anubis appears in front of the Stargate]
Anubis: I am Anubis.
Carter: [to O'Neill] It looks like a hologram projection, sir.
Anubis: Humans of the Tau'ri. Your end of days finally approaches. There will be no mercy.
O'Neill: [to Maj. Carter] Oh, come one. Who talks like that?
Carter: Sir, this is Asgard technology. He must have downloaded it from Thor.
Anubis: You will bow to my awesome power. There is nothing that can stop the destruction I bring upon you. Prepare to meet your doom.
O'Neill: Oh, please.

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After that...

McKay: [about Anubis] Has a real flair for the dramatic, doesn't he? Very theatrical.
Carter: Yeah, pretty much all the Goa'uld are like that.
McKay: But, why wait? Why does this guy show up a day and a half after this all starts to do his whole "prepare to meet your doom" thing?
Carter: I don't know, maybe he wanted to make sure it was gonna work.
McKay: Yeah, that would be embarrassing, wouldn't it? "Nothing can stop the destruction that I bring upon you!" And then the Gate shuts down. "Oops, sorry, never mind."
Carter: Yeah, well, that didn't happen, and we only have fifty-four hours left.

(...)

Carter: So, what? We call Anubis up and ask him to stop?
McKay: Yeah, "Hey, Anubis, this is your agent, you're playing it way over the top, can you get serious, please?"

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/Anubis - spēcīgs gūlds, impersionē pazemes dievu Anubisu, acīmredzot. Bija nolēmis uzlaist gaisā SGC ar bumbu. Bumba = ar kaut kādiem elektro-impulsiem uzlādēts stārgeits. McKay's - astrofiziķis, ģēnijs. An ass. Viņa & Kārteres ideja par `geitu apstādināšanu neizdevās, par to arī pēdējā citāta daļa.