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I'm a dyslexic geneticist. My research suggests that I inherited it from my child.
Larry Baum
I was so completely disappointed when the ogre started shooting his phaser at the donkey. That's the last time I'll ever go to a Star Shrek movie.
Jeff Lyons
When I attempt to locate my inner child, I usually check my inner brothel first.
Peter Reinke
Ever wonder why there are so many conspiracy theorists out there? Three words, my friend: government cloning farms.
Travis Ruetenik
The Top Benefits of Library Work
- Finally get to shush little old ladies.
- Most people assume you can read.
- Get to read the dirty magazines before the community.
- At night, your can rent your office, and your glasses, for adult movies.
- All the bookmarks you can steal.
- You will almost never have to clean up human feces.
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