The Top 22 Geek Bumper Stickers

- My kid is on the Honor Roll at Starfleet Academy.
- These colors don't run. And neither can I.
- Tape on your glasses *is* the Prime Directive
- Chugh SoH vam tlho'llj tlhlngon ghojmoH (If you can read this, thank a Klingon teacher)
- Vote Vader
- Gates lied, Netscape died!
- If this minivan is rocking, I'm having an asthma attack.
- Daylight is over-rated
- Hit my bumper to continue
- If you can read this, you're within transporter range
- Newbie on Board!
- How's my driving? Call 254.127.2.1
- This car is protected by Gorlog, Imperial Overlord of the Third Realm!
- KISSCII MY ASCII
- My other car is also my Mom's
- 1f U c4n r34D tH15, U n33D 2 G3t l41D
- Ask me about my Linux cluster
- I support the right to bear arms, stormtrooper legs and Chewbacca teeth
- I Brak for Cheezburgrz
- Parasitic alien embryo on board
- My child can disable your firewall
- Vista Happens
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Standing Orders exist to make decisions simpler for those in uniform. For example, in the Army, if it moves, salute it. If it doesn't move, move it. If you can't move it, paint it green. Now it's time to reveal a few more.

The Top Standing Orders

- Air Force: No coffee before a seven hour mission.
- Army: In combat, if any part of you or your gear is above ground level, you're too damn high.
- Guantanamo Bay: See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, show CODELs no evil.
- Generals' daughters are invariably the best looking of them all.
- USMC: To maintain the Corps' image, Marines shall not discuss Kant or Sartre while amongst Navy personnel.
- Navy: Once the ship is three miles from shore, the wedding rings come off.
- Navy: The change to summer whites is always made *before* the last freezing temperatures of the spring.
- USMC: Shoot it. Command it to stop. Identify it. Shoot it again.