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[Jan. 17th, 2008|10:07 am] |
The Top Differences in OB/Gyn if Men Got Pregnant
- The choice of delivery/recovery rooms includes NFL, NBA, NASCAR, Bass World or Hooters.
- Ultrasound monitors now come with HD plasma wide screens and 5.1 surround sound.
- Second trimester? Beer trimester!
- Planned Parenthood is now a cabinet-level office.
- Anesthesia choices include epidural, morphine, Jack Daniels and six pack.
- Instead of worrying about the most month-to-month weight gain, it becomes a competition.
- AMA pressures Congress to require that pre-natal vitamins be added to Doritos, Coke and Oreos.
- Men have the option of C-sections finished with football or baseball stitching.
- Deliveries are guaranteed in 30 minutes or less, or the kid is free.
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