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[Jan. 17th, 2008|10:07 am] |
The Top Differences in OB/Gyn if Men Got Pregnant
- The choice of delivery/recovery rooms includes NFL, NBA, NASCAR, Bass World or Hooters. - Ultrasound monitors now come with HD plasma wide screens and 5.1 surround sound. - Second trimester? Beer trimester! - Planned Parenthood is now a cabinet-level office. - Anesthesia choices include epidural, morphine, Jack Daniels and six pack. - Instead of worrying about the most month-to-month weight gain, it becomes a competition. - AMA pressures Congress to require that pre-natal vitamins be added to Doritos, Coke and Oreos. - Men have the option of C-sections finished with football or baseball stitching. - Deliveries are guaranteed in 30 minutes or less, or the kid is free.
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