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[Aug. 8th, 2007|03:26 pm] |
The Top Worst Things About Being a Lifeguard
- An acute allergic reaction to sunblock.
- It's surprisingly noticeable when you stare down a girl's bikini top.
- Butt splinters!
- Sooner or later, gonna have to go rescue that fat guy over there.
- Jellyfish ass.
- Slow-motion running doesn't burn as many calories as you think.
- All these people have cooties.
- "Not legal... not legal... not legal... not shaved..."
- Jessica Alba can swim. Michael Jackson can't.
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