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[Apr. 8th, 2010|08:14 am] Человек родился, человек жил, человек умер. А говорят – время лечит… Ум берет один барьер за другим, глупость же вообще не знает преград. Россия - великая страна! Её армию все боятся! Особенно те, кому от 18 до 27 лет. Ни что так не развивает талант сказочника, как акты на списание материальных ценностей. В стране началась весенняя посевная кампания. Пророщенную в школах молодёжь сажают в армию. Чем больше каналов в телевизоре, тем дольше занимает времени понять, что ничего интересного все равно нет. Блондинку останавливает гаишник. - Вы превысили скорость. Предъявите Ваши водительские права. - Я не могу дать Вам права! - Почему? - Вы что, не знаете? Дареное не дарят! ( ... tālāk ... ) Link Leave a comment

[Apr. 8th, 2010|08:19 am] They say any publicity is good publicity, so I guess I shouldn't complain, but I can't help feeling a little insulted. And confused -- I had always thought those "Worst Dressed" lists were limited to famous people. I came up with a great cardio routine that's action-packed, always different and never gets boring. I call it "Kick a Stranger. I've started forwarding all the email I get from that Nigerian prince to the pharmaceutical company that sends me email telling me they can enlarge my "maleness." I'm thinking the prince might want to invest some of his $30 million in that sweet deal. My pet goldfish was sick, so I decided to take him to the vet -- but unfortunately, he died on the way there. I'll bet I didn't put enough air holes in the box. The Top Signs Your Boss May Be Having Serial Affairs - Has his secretary cancel his massage with his other secretary. - He has you send 10 bouquets of roses for Valentine's Day delivered to different addresses. ( ... tālāk ... ) The Top Features of North Korea's Operating System - Includes a spell checker, grammar checker, and doctrine checker. - Google Maps defaults to a view of your house. From the inside. ( ... tālāk ... ) The Top Devices That Exploit Desperation - Sports cars. - All chiropractic equipment. ( ... tālāk ... ) Link Leave a comment

[Apr. 8th, 2010|08:41 am] Bildes: ( ... tālāk ... ) Link Leave a comment

[Apr. 8th, 2010|08:41 am] Video: http://failblog.org/2010/04/06/engrish-funny-addition-fail/ http://failblog.org/2010/04/07/epic-fail-videos-nickname-fail/ Link Leave a comment

[Apr. 8th, 2010|09:35 pm] [Tags | smuki ] Smuki: ( 16+ ) Link Leave a comment

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