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March 11th, 2009

[Mar. 11th, 2009|07:52 am]
Labu apetīti! ;) ( ... tālāk ... )

Ne tikai jeņķiem neveicas... ( ... tālāk ... )

Pārbauda šokolādi?? 80 ( ... tālāk ... )

Nabadziņš... ;] ( ... tālāk ... )

Tā arī bija, jā :D ( ... tālāk ... )

Ja nu veselība sāk klibot... ;) ( ... tālāk ... )

Tīrie sīkumi. Gredzena veidā ;) ( ... tālāk ... )

Veiksmīgi izvietota zīme ;) ( ... tālāk ... )

Izies pēc biznesa? :) ( ... tālāk ... )

Pī mazda ;) ( ... tālāk ... )

Mīļi :DD ( ... tālāk ... )

Uzēdīsim bērnus? 80 ( ... tālāk ... )

Bet taisnība taču! :D ( ... tālāk ... )

Jauka reklāmiņa, aha :> ( ... tālāk ... )

Insert baby for refund :DD ( ... tālāk ... )
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[Mar. 11th, 2009|10:24 am]
Совесть - как хомяк. Или спит или грызет.

Тридевятое царство - это Калининградская область (39 регион).

Ждущие принца - помните: на белом коне, как правило, принимают парады!

Сдается гараж на несколько машиномест в центре Москвы. Красная площадь, удобный подъезд, чистота, порядок, круглосуточная охрана. Чучело не трогать.

Вовочка предлагает Машеньке:
- Машка, а давай мы с тобой в семью поиграем?
- А как?
- Сначала потрахаемся, а потом характерами не сойдемся!
( ... tālāk ... )
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[Mar. 11th, 2009|10:30 am]
I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a nice Nigerian man with no feet who made me a great offer. In about a week, I'll have *millions* of shoes!
James Knowles

I cried because I had no shoes, then suddenly I realized it was my own fault. If I had just taken bigger steps, my old shoes would have lasted longer.
Tooter Day

I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a guy who had no tear ducts.
Kim Moser

I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a clown. Now I have shoes that are 18 sizes too big. But the ladies have finally started to notice me.
Wiley/Donald Junter

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[Mar. 11th, 2009|10:32 am]
The Top Internet Inventions We'd Like to See, part II

- A bookmarking system for all those cool bookmarks you save, so you can actually find them next month.
- A router that will pass packets of snacks from the kitchen to the living room.
- A remote controlled hand so you can smack the trolls who respond to your TOTALLY AWESOME YouTube posts.
- A cash slot that would dispense your lottery winnings and Nigerian inheritance.
- The iMoon.
- Postage-due e-mail collection.
- A pause button, so we could take a day off and be sure we won't miss any cool new stuff being posted.
- I know this is really far out but just imagine how cool it would be if it was just like Star Trek and we all carried around high-tech "communicator" devices which used radio waves and a network of towers to allow us to converse with anyone on the planet who also possessed such a device.

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