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[Mar. 11th, 2009|10:30 am] |
I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a nice Nigerian man with no feet who made me a great offer. In about a week, I'll have *millions* of shoes!
James Knowles
I cried because I had no shoes, then suddenly I realized it was my own fault. If I had just taken bigger steps, my old shoes would have lasted longer.
Tooter Day
I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a guy who had no tear ducts.
Kim Moser
I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a clown. Now I have shoes that are 18 sizes too big. But the ladies have finally started to notice me.
Wiley/Donald Junter
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