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В связи с финансовым кризисом свет в конце туннеля будет отключен в целях экономии электроэнергии.
Власти Египта и Турции требуют, что бы Российские туристы фотографировались в загранпаспорт пьяными…
Женщина - как светофор: сначала зажигает мужчине красный свет, потом желтый, и, наконец, зеленый.
А мужчина, как водитель - прет на любой.
- Мам, купи собачку!
- Нет!
- Ну пожалуйста, купи!
- Я же сказала, нет! Продай ее кому-нибудь другому!
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[Nov. 18th, 2008|11:29 am] |
Whenever my teenage daughter comes down the stairs dressed like a tramp for her date, I think to myself, "Damn, why won't her mother wear something like that?"
Dave Henry
When my wife asked me about having children, I said, "But how can we justify bringing another child into such a screwed-up world?" Then she reminded me that our kid might grow up to become a big movie star or a great NFL quarterback and make us really, really rich. I think having that much money would probably insulate him pretty well from all that "crappy world" stuff.
Miles Walker
The Top Signs You're About to Be Fired from eBay
- You just saw an online auction for a job that looks suspiciously like yours, and the current winning bid is $2.13 per hour from some guy in India.
- Your paystub includes a line that reads "End Time: Nov-21-08 10:00:00 PDT (3 days 7 hours)."
- Your PayPal'ed paycheck bounced.( ... tālāk ... )
Sealand is the world's smallest country, located in the English Channel and about the size of a football field, and it's featured on the cover of Wired Magazine this month. You can find their website at http://www.sealandgov.com
The Top Tourism Slogans for Sealand
- We Vacuum Our Country Daily!
- Come for the View -- Stay to Captain Our Navy!
- The Mini-Me of Sovereign Nations( ... tālāk ... ) |
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