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[Jul. 29th, 2008|11:25 am] |
Милиция и преступность: лекарство ужаснее болезни.
Немногие знают, что Брюс Уиллис передвигается по дому исключительно по вентиляции.
Мужчины и женщины отличаются ярой убежденностью в том, какое положение сиденья унитаза является единственно правильным.
- Помните, раньше мужчины ради женщин совершали разные глупости - лазили в окна, стрелялись...
- Да, не те бабы нынче пошли...
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Jul. 29th, 2008|03:08 pm] |
Remember: Today is the first day of the rest of what you're optimistically calling a life.
Jerry L. Embry
If the word "sniffles" were replaced with the medical term, "nasal leakage," people would be a whole lot more serious about finding a cure for the common cold.
Craig Goralski
They say that love conquers all. Maybe, but *I* haven't lost faith in armored divisions with awesome firepower coupled with total air and naval superiority.
Maurizio Mariotti
The Top Unlikely Tech Company Mergers
- Cisco + Playskool = Cisco Kid
- Google + U.S. Army = Search and Destroy( ... tālāk ... )
The Top Worst Opening Lines in a Horror Story
- "Mr. Quackers, the demonic rubber duckie, squeaked malevolently as the soap bubbles popped ominously around my toes."
- "I usually wasn't big on chicks with red eyes, pale skin and long, sharp incisors, but the rack on this chick was enough to make me willingly follow her anywhere, even the old MacDougall place."( ... tālāk ... ) |
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