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[May. 7th, 2008|08:08 am] |
Утром едешь на дачу, а вечером возвращаешься с этого е**ного огорода.
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- Доктор! Я люблю женщин бальзаковского возраста. Скажите, это нормально?
- Да вы, батенька, гурман. Бальзаку в этом году - 209 лет исполняется...
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[May. 7th, 2008|01:40 pm] |
I wonder if the clothing and shoe factories of Southeast Asia ever have "Take Your Parents to Work Day."
Paul B.
When my sister takes her kid to the mall, she puts him on one of those kiddie leashes so he doesn't get lost. How creepy is that? Personally, I think he'd be much safer and happier if she left him at home in his crate.
Dan, the crazy Croat
Boeing's latest airplane, the high-tech carbon-fiber fuel-efficient 787 Dreamliner, has been delayed for the third time, making
it over a year late. What's the hold-up?
The Top Boeing Excuses for the 787 Dreamliner Delays
- Entire engineering staff is already camped out in line for the new "Star Trek" movie.
- There was just barely enough leg room to seat passengers comfortably -- so they're adding more rows.
- After several failed attempts, engineers finally scrapped the sunroof idea.( ... tālāk ... ) |
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