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[Mar. 4th, 2008|07:47 am] |
Пропускают мимо ушей то, что не соответствует размерам черепа.
Встретильсь Путин и Медведев:
Путин: - Превед, Медвед!!!
Медведев: - Превед, премьерко!!!
Экзамен на юридическом факультете. Экзаменатор: - В соответствии с законодательством, нотариально заверенная копия имеет право подлинника. Можете ли вы привести случай, когда эта норма не действует?
Студент: - Ну например, если речь идет о нотариально заверенной копии стодолларовой купюры.
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[Mar. 4th, 2008|08:11 am] |
The Top Complaints of The Loch Ness Monster
- Swamp Thing won't honor the restraining order.
- 3AM phone calls from a drunken Lake Champlain monster get really old really fast.
- "'Shy, elusive creature' or not, if that redhead in the bikini water skis past me again..."
- Sonar readings totally fail to do justice to his excellent Sean Connery impression.
- "That cool shark in Jaws gets a John Williams score with full orchestra. What do I get? Drunken Angus McPherson and his bagpipe."
- Ever get downwind of a boat full of sweaty cryptozoologists?
- Tough to keep the species going when the only 2 chicks are over in Loch Mullardoch.
- That bastard Creature from the Black Lagoon gets all the chicks!
- Everyone claims to have seen Nessie, but just try and get a pizza delivered.
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[Mar. 4th, 2008|03:44 pm] |
Personally, I don't consider it all that strange to find a sexy message from "A Secret Lover" in my bulk e-mail folder. But that's probably because whenever I get a sexy message from my wife, she sends it via bulk e-mail, too.
The Covert Comic
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The Top Signs You've Hired the Wrong Fitness Coach
- Insists a bag of Doritos is necessary for doing crunches.
- After explaining your fitness goals, exclaims, "Oh, you meant *physical* fitness!"( ... tālāk ... )
The Top Internet Predictions for 2008
- Shortly after Microsoft acquires Yahoo!, Google retaliates by buying the state of Washington.
- Thousands of Internet servers crash due to traffic overload when Britney, Lindsay and Paris hit a crotch shot trifecta one weekend.( ... tālāk ... )
The Top Peaceful Uses for Unmanned Aerial Vehicles
- Car tracking: finally find out why it takes your teenager two hours and eight gallons of gas to fetch a loaf of bread from the local market.
- Equip them with strange lights and have some fun with the UFO crowd.( ... tālāk ... )
The Top Signs That Aliens Have Taken Over the Supreme Court
- Chief Justice Roberts has taken it upon himself to rule in the case of "Roe v. Grand Overlord Zarxnol."
- Opinions not only start referring to international law, but intergalactic law too.( ... tālāk ... ) |
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