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[Aug. 23rd, 2007|07:58 am] |
31 декабря 1999 года. Новогоднее обращение Президента РФ Б. Н. Ельцина: "Я устал. Я ухожу..."
31 декабря 2007 года. Новогоднее обращение Президента РФ В. В. Путина: "Я в порядке. Я остаюсь..."
- Мужчина, вам плохо или уже хорошо?
- А вы кто? Ангел?
- Мужчина! Я медсестра!
- Ну тогда, видимо, еще плохо.
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Aug. 23rd, 2007|08:01 am] |
Personally, I don't worry about identity theft. I just imagine the thief's face when he realizes he's wanted in three states for bank robbery.
Jerry L. Embry
I know a lot of guys don't agree, but I think female body builders are very sexy and feminine. Of course, I'm willing to say nice things about anyone who can beat me to a buddy pulp.
Anthony Myers
I've decided to quit drinking for 30 days -- but I think I may need 60 days to complete the task.
Kalli
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[Aug. 23rd, 2007|10:07 am] |
The Top Smart Weapons of the Future
- A bomb that can cause its intended target to spontaneously combust, saving it the trouble.
- It'll be just like Star Trek: sidearm energy weapons that can be set to vaporize, kill, stun, heat an MRE or sterilize a toilet seat.( ... tālāk ... )
The Top 9 Warnings On the Breast Implant Label
- "Have been shown to cause high blood pressure, loss of mental faculties, and increased levels of infidelity in men."
- "Reduces perceived IQ by 30 points."( ... tālāk ... ) |
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