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August 10th, 2007

[Aug. 10th, 2007|08:02 am]
- А ты мою пленку со свадьбы смотрел?
- Смотрел. Порнуха какая-то!
- Надо было на начало перемотать - там как раз загс, цветы, поцелуи..

Даже самая независимая личность любит, когда ей в ванной трут спинку.

Заходит мужик к врачу, вываливает на пол кабинета гору рыболовных снастей, и говорит:
- Доктор, заплачу хорошие деньги, только объясните, как вот от этого можно заразиться триппером?
- Что-то я вас не пойму.
- А что тут непонятного, перед женой мне как-то оправдаться нужно.

Прочитал наоборот слово УНИТАЗ. Теперь боюсь на него садиться.

Реальная фамилия одного начальника отдела кадров в Средней Азии: Набралгадов!
( ... tālāk ... )
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[Aug. 10th, 2007|08:09 am]
I went to my health club this morning. hile I was working out, the same hought kept coming back to me, and it semed very meaningful at the time. I kept thinking, "Ouch. Ouch. Ouch."
Phil Garding

Turning 40 didn't bother me until I remembered that I had my mid-life crisis when I was 20.
Jim Grimwood

It struck me the other day exactly where my position is in the corporate hierarchy when I realized that the disabled stall in the men's room has more space than my cubicle.
Donald "Tim" Tribble

The Top Signs a Survival Expert Is Faking It

- "I could follow this river to a populated location, but my instincts tell me to climb up this embankment and hitch a ride on I-40 instead."
- Looking closely at the rugged mountain range behind him, you notice the familiar shape of the Hollywood sign.( ... tālāk ... )
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[Aug. 10th, 2007|10:41 am]
Dzeloņ-pitbuls ( ... tālāk ... )
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[Aug. 10th, 2007|11:15 am]
The Top Creatures More Frustrated Than You
- A hamster on a Mobius strip.
- Soccer hooligans at a curling match.
- A surfer in Kansas.
- A midget in a slow and crowded elevator coming down from the Bean-Eaters Convention on the 41st floor.
- A male mantis hoping for a second date.
- A mosquito in a mannequin factory.
- A fly stuck in flypaper, right next to a really hot fly babe.
- A fish with an itch.
- A Tampax salesman at a tranny convention.

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