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[Jun. 22nd, 2007|12:20 am] |
The Top Things Overheard at an Attention Deficit Disorder Support Group Meeting
- "Hi, my name is Mary." "Hi, Scott!"( ... tālāk ... )
Paris Hilton Prison Watch: Day 14
The Top Signs Your Celebrity Child Isn't Doing Well in Prison
- Throwing up gross prison food takes all the fun out of bulimia.( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Jun. 22nd, 2007|08:11 am] |
Риск - это попытка пукнуть при поносе.
- Да у вас в Сочи даже МТV не ловится... провинциалы...
- Зато у нас солнце, море, пляжи...
- Ух ты!!!!
- ... Дискотеки, на набережных парни с девушками гуляют, целуются...
- Парни с девушками целуются?!!! Провинциалы!
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Jun. 22nd, 2007|08:26 am] |
The Top Things That Don't Ease Your Fear of Flying
- You recognize the pilot as the winner of the airport bar's 9:00 a.m. Jaeger Bomb contest.
- 15. As you're waiting to board you see your pilot buying extra life insurance, a fifth of Scotch and the latest copy of "Today's Jihadist."( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Jun. 22nd, 2007|08:51 am] |
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Kaķīc, gudrs kaķīc :> ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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