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[Dec. 12th, 2006|08:34 am] |
Встречаются дачники:
- Здравствуйте, Николай Иванович!
- А мы знакомы?
- Ну, как же... Мы же с вами соседи по даче!
- Ну-ка, нагнитесь пожалуйста... Ааа! Марфа Ивановна, как же я это вас сразу не признал?!
Здравствуйте, доктор. Я к Вам.
- Раздевайтесь!.. Разделись?
- Да!
- Одевайтесь.
- А как же...
- Все нормально. Слух в порядке.
Встречаются две подруги. Одна говорит:
- Представляешь, вчера забегает сосед и просит чего-нибудь пожрать! Ну я ему такой стол закатила, - как в ресторане!
- Ну, и как он, хоть спасибо сказал?
- О! Такого БОЛЬШОГО СПАСИБА я отродясь не видела! |
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[Dec. 12th, 2006|08:49 am] |
President to be outsourced
Congress today announced that the Office of President of the United States of America will be outsourced to India as of January 1, 2007.
The move is being made to save the President's $500,000 yearly salary, and also a record $521 trillion in deficit expenditures and related overhead the office has incurred during the last five years
Gurvinder Singh of Indus Teleservices, Mumbai, India will be assuming the Office of President as of January 15, 2007. Mr. Singh was born in the United States while his Indian parents were vacationing at Niagara Falls, thus making him eligible for the position
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[Dec. 12th, 2006|08:56 am] |
Dear Employees:
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
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[Dec. 12th, 2006|09:00 am] |
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Bet actiņas tādas viltīgas, viltīgas ;) ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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