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Jan. 22nd, 2011|02:49 pm

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The other day at the club I had a truly bizarre angel/devil-on-the-shoulders moment. The angel said I should be ashamed for what I was asking that girl to do for a $1 tip; the devil *agreed* -- and told me to see if she would take 50 cents.
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