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Ministry of silly walks has its own game now

Jools Holland: "You look like you could be a politician to me."
Morrissey: "I've never been so insulted..."

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I would rather spend 3 hours writing a program to do a task than have to spend 3 minutes doing it myself more than once. Seriously. I’m that lazy. The only task I like to do over and over again is opening a Corona, taking a sip, filling it back up with tequila, and passing out in a pool of my own vomit. Or, as my kids like to call it, “Thursday.”

Joprojām neapnīk.

Tev gejiska seja.

Patiesība par recesiju.

-Sir, thre's "the Invisible Man" in the waiting room.
-Tell him I can't see him right now.

Turpinot aizsākto tēmu: 'Franz Kafka International' - World's Most Alienating Airport.

God hates poofs.

"The thermos bottle is a greatest invention of all times. It's a miracle device! It keeps hot things hot, but cold things it keeps cold. I mean, how does it know?"