- story of a modern man
- 8/16/19 06:01 pm
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"Hello, my name is Goody Mc'Nicestein. I couldn't stop myself from overhearing your converstation, m'lady (tips his straw hat). May I buy you a drink or two? If not, can I guard you from those horny Chad roamers, all they want to do is spike your drink and rape your unconscious body. No? Oh well then, sorry for being a nice guy. I hope they'll rape you, bitch, you deserve it because you wear clothing that screams "molest me!" [goes away and writes an angsty twitter post how girls are stupid cuz' they choose dumb niggas over my intellectual hights]."